I'm in Pain! I'm Watching The L Word! 📺

"Let's make a baby."

Hello girls in tight dresses who drag in mustaches. Hello chicks drivin’ fast and Corbin Bleus with long lashes. Yes, the rumors are true. I had emergency oral surgery last week and somewhere in my Vicodin fog, I was visited by the ghost of Sounder. He told me to recap the first season of the original L Word. I asked him why and he said it’s what the pe…