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Howdy,
Last night I was walking Louis down a dark, empty street when a parade of fire trucks drove past. The fire trucks were covered in Christmas lights. There was festive music. A fireman dressed like Santa Claus stuck his head out the window and wished me a merry Christmas.
“I hope there’s not a fire i…