queer advice 48: a disappointing slew of relationships

"It's so rare that I find someone that I'm interested in, and when I do, it's never great."

Hey! Here’s a new queer advice column. Today’s question is from someone who generally has a bad time with relationships and dating, but can’t shake the dream of a serious, committed partner. If you missed last week’s question--”I'm a 33-year-old dirty slut who loves to be alone and go to bed at 10 pm”--read it immediately. If you want to read a choice c…