"Let's make a baby."
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Hey! Here’s a queer advice column for you. If you have a question for me, submit it here. It’s anonymous. xoxo, Maddy I have a girlfriend I've been…
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It’s the first day of spring, homos. You’re reading Xena Worrier Princess, a queer advice column for Jenny apologists and lesbians who back into parking…
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"Abraxas, the demon of lies."
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Hi! Welcome to Xena Worrier Princess, a queer advice column for the internet. How is everyone feeling after two full years of Covid? I’m really sorry…
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Vladimir Putin cannot stop dyke drama.
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"Bette Porter turned them all against us."
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"Butch up a little."
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"I love games."
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i'm into assessment now
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"Why is it whenever dykes want to have sex with a man, it’s only so they can steal his sperm?!"
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"I've shit my pants in a CVS. I've shit my pants in my own bed."
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